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 Relevant or funny moments in your life :3

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Did you ever have a traumatic life experience?
Hell yes! I still can't sleep because of it!
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Yes, I did, but it was a long time ago.
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Yup, but I've got over it...
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Hummm... I can't remember of any....
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No, as far as I can remember, I haven't.
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Nope, I definitly never had a traumatic life experience.
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Nyra

Nyra


Posts : 14
Join date : 2010-12-27
Age : 29
Location : Lisbon, Portugal

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PostSubject: Relevant or funny moments in your life :3   Relevant or funny moments in your life :3 EmptyTue Mar 01, 2011 1:56 am

So... I thought I'd dedicate a topic to write down funny or important moments that happened across our lives, behind the keyboard or even outside. I'll start off:
(The text is translated by the way)

*Me and a friend (Another girl from my school) webcam*
Me: Hellooooo there!
Friend: Hello Maria, how are you?
Me: Good, kinda bored, just chatting on the net and all... My mom is being mean at me again... *sigh*
Friend: Oh, I see... That sucks, I'm alone at home like always, I'm totally independent from my mom.
Me: Lucky you!
Friend: Yeah...

*Silent moment, only keyboards are heard*

*A distant voice is heard from behind my friend and she goes O_O*

Me: What was that?
Friend: Oh, nothing! It's... *silence*

*The voice is heard again, shouting*

Me: ...Hello?

*My friend seems to be looking at the entrance to her room, distracted.

Me: HELLO?
Friend: Guh? *She looks at the screen again then, looking nervous* Oh sorry Ma, it's just...

*Suddenly, a fat and old naked woman with a hairy 'thing' between her legs shows up behind her, holding a towel in her hand*

Woman: OI MARCIA, DO YO' MIND RUBBIN' MA BACK? IT'S ALL WET 'N' I CAN'T REACH MAH SHOULDAHS! I BEEN CALLIN' YO' FOR AGES!

*My friend screams and turns back, jumping out of her chair. I go O_O*

Friend: MOM! I'M TALKING WITH MY FRIEND! DO YOU MIND?!

*She looks behind her at the screen, blushed. I remain frozen and with a huge O_O expression, and then she pushes her naked mom out of the room*

Woman: ALL I'M ASKIN' YO' IS to clean my back 'cus' it's all... *The voice fades out*

*A few minutes pass, my friend returns and sits in front of the webcam again*

Me: So... Your mom WAS at home.
Friend, clearly embarrassed: .... Yes...

*Awkward silent moment the rest of the time, until she has to go to sleep*

Friend: Well... See you monday. I'm tired and...
Me: Yeah yeah, sure thing. Sleep well, see you.
Friend: Bye bye.

*She logs off. I pop out from my O_O reaction and start laughing like hell!*
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Rezaka/Areana
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Rezaka/Areana


Posts : 57
Join date : 2010-12-24
Age : 29
Location : Belgium

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PostSubject: Re: Relevant or funny moments in your life :3   Relevant or funny moments in your life :3 EmptyWed Mar 02, 2011 9:18 am

I lol'd at that, well more like giggling. Well, I can't come up with any weird or funny experience at the momment.
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Kalexander

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Join date : 2011-01-16
Age : 29
Location : Unknown

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PostSubject: Re: Relevant or funny moments in your life :3   Relevant or funny moments in your life :3 EmptyMon Mar 14, 2011 7:24 pm

O_O
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